Author: wolfytot

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the-saltine-american:

feelin-kinda-patton:

thatsthat24:

Stranded with the Friend of a Friend 😳 (W/ @tallykat3 & @jonerstrokes)

i feel this too much

Scarf Friend: By the way this is my friend Talon –

Talon: [waves] Hi

[Thomas salutes, mouthing hello]

Scarf Friend: Oh hang on I gotta take this. [leaves]

[Thomas and Talon look awkwardly around while dramatic drumbeats start, a drumbeat on each camera movement from the book to the Harry Potter movie poster to the remote]

Thomas: [panicked] I, uh, do you like remote controls?

Talon: [off-screen while the camera pans to Scarf Friend; relieved and incredibly awkward] Yeah yeah! 

Thomas: [off-screen, stumbling over Talon’s words] Numbers?

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babylonian:

thatbitchregina:

disneyandjazzhands:

squarecutorpearshape:

dalaisa-katili:

local-emo-mom:

anarcho-individualist:

explanatorypower:

i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

This is the america they don’t want you to see

i love america

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

I LOVE WAFFLE HOUSE

Ohmygod

Waffle House Aesthetic

this is making me so homesick

spawnofinterest:

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS ICONIC POST IN SCREENSHOTS