viggo mortensen’s appeal as aragorn is 70% the voice, 25% the scene where the wild horse saves him from drowning, 12% hair, 8% ‘the beacons are lit!’, 3% swinging around the broken blade, 1.03% spitting soup back into the bowl on a windy day, .3% the way he speaks elvish (which mostly fits into the voice, but its elvish so its special), and .0004% when he kicks the orc head and screams
This is blatant “smoking a pipe with his hood on in Bree” and “shoving the double doors of helm’s deep open” erasure and I will not stand for it.
99.99% of his sexiness comes from smoking a pipe with his hood on in Bree, THANK YOU
Uhhh 100% is this
You make a compelling point.
Gonna have to agree with the “throwing open the doors” thing…
Totally agree with all of these as major contenders but consider this list:
1) Throwing the doors open, every goddamn time. 96.98%
2) Smoking in Bree, great every re-watch it never fails. Also 96.98%
(Look I don’t make the rules. This is a 200% system and we can’t look back now.)
3) Gondor Calls For Aid – that run, THAT BREAKNECK RUN. THE TOGETHERNESS FEELS. DAYUM. 6.04%
4/Runner up:
The wild windblown hair. The eyes. The horse-riding. The sword. The inspiring speech.
SO Y’ALL GONNA FORGET ABOUT THE SCENE WHERE ELROND DELIVERS ANDURIL AFTER IT’S REFORGED AND ARAGORN WHIPS IT OUT OF IT’S SCABBARD IN THAT ICONIC RED™
without a doubt the sexiest thing he’s ever done is let thousands of eternally cursed pirate ghosts run through his mortal flesh just to make a point
Let’s be honest, at the end of the day the sexiest thing Aragorn son of Arathorn heir of Isildur ranger of the north and King of Men does is… exist. Every single action is equivalent in appeal to every other action and you don’t have to choose.
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