Okay, so two of my friends from UT invited me to their apartment about like two years ago to hang out. So we’re watching netflix, drinking, baked af and, I got really hungry, so I offered to cook, and we picked up some chicken wings. So I was seasoning the stuff and it smelled really, really good. I got some cumin in there, garlic salt pepper, olive oil, some apple cider vinegar….
One of my friends, we’ll call her Jessi, was like, “Yo, that smells really good.” And I was like, “Yeah.”
And she looked at how my high/drunk ass was just staring at the shit, and went, “Are you gonna eat it?”
And you know how the normal response to that is “Hell no, I’m not getting salmonella”? Yeah, my dumb ass went, “I’ll do it for 15$.”
She didn’t actually think I would do it, so she went along with it, and was like, “Do it, then.”
Then she watched as I devoured a whole raw chicken wing in front of her eyes. And I wish I had taken a picture of her expression of confusion, awe, and horror. It was beautiful.
Luckily I didn’t get sick, but there ya go. That’s the story of how I ate a whole raw chicken wing for 15$.
And I’mma be 100% with you, I have no regrets, it tasted amazing, and I’d do it again.
Wolfytot 