I fucking hate it when men call women “females”. Like they’re some foreign species or some shit. Slow your roll, Steve Irwin.

This ain’t a nature show.

 I heard the term “how can I attract some females” used unironically.

Bitch, your mating dance better be on point. I better hear a mating call that would make the angels weep. I see one feather out of place, I’ll spit acid in your eye.