cenarius: illidan until you understand the meaning of sacrifice you will never become a druid
illidan: *fuckin sacrifices his kin in order to get swole af*
cenarius: no not like that
illidan: *gets friendzoned and considers it a sacrifice of his love*
tyrande: i gave literally no implication that I liked you as more than a friend (if that)
illidan: *forces an entire race to sacrifice their humanity and become enslaved under the threat of genocide*
everyone: dude
illidan: *literally such a bad guy that he seriously is cradling a demonic empowered skull from atop his angst summit*
xe’ra: HERE HE IS MY SPECIAL BOY WHO HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG EVER. MY BOY OF LIGHT AND SHADOW. THE SAVIOR.
*Opens Illidan’s Closet*

