This is my new son. I found him by the riverbank. He will go with me in all my current and future adventures.
I named him Vealtek.
Vealtek’s being a good boy. He knows not to make a peep while papa’s being sneaky.
The poor little guy sneezed, which attracted this worm. I couldn’t be mad though, it was so cute.
Thanks for watching, by the way, Vulrik the Second. We’re good, we… we don’t need the help.
A tauren lady at a nearby camp told me this formula stuff will keep him nice and full until I get back to a major hub. But I don’t trust some strange cow to tell ME how to raise MY son.
So I tried it first. Just to make sure.
He’s giggling from all the bouncing.
I might consider retirement-to-full time pop-pop if he keeps going with the adorableness.
So, I uh… I found Vealtek’s mother. Or so she says she is…
I’ll have to ask her some questions.
So, she was pretty much on point with everything. Vealtek even squealed with joy and all.
But it’s cool. He was getting in the way. He was fat, too… being all heavy on my back.
I’m an assassin! And a bloody pirate! I can’t risk any distractions!