more tips how to woo a girl;

dazzle-camouflage:

  • show her all your neat rocks
  • give her a rock. it should be a nice rock but not too big!!!! pebbles are ok too but if you can’t find something nice and smooth, shiny and cool shapes are good too
  • this is the part where you start singing
  • screaming is fine too
  • if she is impressed by your generous mineral finding skills and vocals she will accept you as the gf
  • now you can smooch, like this:

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