Hanzo: Hello?
Genji: Hey, what’s up?
Hanzo: I need your help, can you come here?
Genji: Well, I can’t. I’m buying clothes.
Hanzo: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Genji: I can’t find them.
Hanzo: What do you mean you can’t find them?
Genji: I can’t find them. There’s only soup.
Hanzo: Whaddya mean “there’s only soup”?
Genji: It means there’s only soup.
Hanzo: Well then get out of the soup aisle!
Genji: Alright, you don’t have to shout at me!
Genji:
Genji: There’s more soup!
Hanzo: Whaddya mean “there’s more soup”?!
Genji: There’s just more soup!
Hanzo: Go into the next aisle!
Genji: There’s still soup!
Hanzo: Where are you right now?!
Genji: I’m at soup!
Hanzo: WHADDYA MEAN YOU’RE “AT SOUP”?!
Genji: I MEAN I’M AT SOUP!
Hanzo: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Genji: I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!
Hanzo: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Genji: FUCK YOU!!

Submitted by Fixc