@whirlibirb I told my df and 853 the story abt u and the Japanese toilet butt washer that u kept turning up the pressure on instead of adjusting the position of
NO WHAT HAPPENED WAS I GOT TO MY HOTEL ROOM IN TOKYO AND I WAS TIRED AND I NEEDED TO PEE AND I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND THE TOILET HAD A FUCKING… IT HAD ARMS DUDE. LIKE AN ARMCHAIR. WITH BUTTONS!!!! THE TOITLET WAS COVERED IN BUTTONS!!! AND THERE WAS A SIGN ON TEH WALL ACROSS FROM THE TOILET WITH INSTRUCTIONS AND PICTURES I DIDNT UNDERSTAND BUT I CANT READ JAPANESE SO I JUST PEED AND THEN I WAS LIKE…. WHERE THE FLUSH??? HOW DO I FLUSH??? AND I HIT A BUTTON AND APPARENTLY YOU”RE SUPPOSED TO HEAT THE WATER UP BEFORE YOU HIT THE SPRAY BUTTON BUT IT SHOT WATER DIRECTLY INTO MY BUMHOLE DUDE RIGHT INTO MY FUCKING BUM THE AIM WAS UNBELIEVABLE LIKE THREADING A CAMEL THROUGH THE EYE OF A NEEDLE IT GOT ME RIGHT IN MY BUMHOLE AND IT WAS ICE COLD AND 11:30 AT NIGHT AND ID BEEN AWAKE FOR 29 HOURS AND I SCREAMED NAD JUMPED UP SO HARD I FACEPLPANTED HTE FUCKING WALL WITH THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS AND MY BUMW AS coLD Adn WET AND i NEVER FOUND OUT HOW TO fLUSH IT AND HTE TOILET!!!! SPOKE TO ME!!! IT WAS GIVING ME INSTRUCTIONS I THINK IN A WOMAN’S VOICE BUT I CANT!!! SPEAK!!! JAPANESE!!! AND MY BUM WAS ICE COLD AND MOIST!!!! I HAVE BEEN WRONGED!!!!!!
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