And Metzen said, “Let there be orcs,” and there were orcs. Metzen saw that the orcs were savage, and he separated the orcs from the non-orcs. Metzen called the orcs “fucking sweet,” and the non-orcs he called “road construction material.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
From the prophet @vaknosh, who walks eternal in the green sun. (via korkrunchcereal)